Funny Quotes…

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    It is funny to know that During my days, teenagers talk about movies, music, and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship, and heartbreak.

    Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.

    Funny Fact- Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.

    I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.

    Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.

    Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements

    What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

    Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do.