I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Funny to say but- Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
Funny thought – My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.